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boring
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00:14 HOST
“We love boring…”
00:18 GUEST
“Because…”
“We love boring…”
00:18 GUEST
“Because…”
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01 · 00:14
02 · 00:42
03 · 01:18
02 · 00:42
03 · 01:18
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This week:
“Going slowly with Marcus Hale and Linnea Park…”
“Going slowly with Marcus Hale and Linnea Park…”
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Going slowly
Why boring is the goal…
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Why boring is the goal…
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“Test like you fly.”
— Marcus Hale · 01:24
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HOST · 00:14
“We love boring…”
GUEST · 00:18
“Because boring is what works.”
“We love boring…”
GUEST · 00:18
“Because boring is what works.”
In this issue
01 · 00:14 We love boring
02 · 00:42 Things happen fast
03 · 01:18 Sigh of relief
02 · 00:42 Things happen fast
03 · 01:18 Sigh of relief
From the editor
This week we talked to Marcus and Linnea about why the best engineering teams build for boring outcomes…
On the wire
1/4 Marcus on why “boring is the goal”…
2/4 The 50-failures rule, distilled.
2/4 The 50-failures rule, distilled.
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“Test like you fly.”
— Marcus Hale · 01:24
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00:14HOSTWe love boring because…
00:18GUESTBecause boring is what actually…
00:42HOSTThings happen fast…
01:18GUESTThat’s quite a sigh of relief…
02:03HOSTThe 50-failures rule says…
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